All you need is Love, or

the new word I learned today (although seen it many times) Ubuntu

Top Eleven

Geek Porn Names

11. Harry Joystick
10. Dorothy "Dot" Org
9. Alan Cocks
8. Richard Ballman
7. Anita Ram
6. Donny Dongle
5. Steve Jobs
4. L.C. Dee
3. Bender Over
2. Kernel Python
1. Jean-Luc Prickhard

Like a Sex Machine

and the Revolution rages on in Thailand

Another Special Season for the Big Papi

Free speech in Turkey; torture in America

The acquittal of the Turkish novelist, Elif Shafak, on charges of “insulting Turkishness” is good news for free speech. But the very fact that Ms Shafak could face such a charge is damaging to Turkey’s international image and reveals the tensions within the country.

Ms Shafak is a novelist - and one of the characters in her book, The Bastard of Istanbul, made a reference to the Armenian genocide. That was enough to land her in court. The case is an echo of another unsuccessful prosecution last year of Orhan Pamuk, Turkey’s most famous novelist. continue

For The Friday Prayer

Mr. Nasrallah, if you pursue this march than you are Fucking Wrong, and you represent a System/(Lebanese) Government that is utterly Fucking Wrong. And the rest of us are complete idiots of the highest caliber to put up with you all.

A State of Mind Our Lebanon is

Pope-shmope (That's all it needs to be said about that)

And all you religious pompous asses can shove it. (There is no REASON to argue with any of you freaks)

This weekend’s trip to the Bekaa proved to me that our retarded sisterly neighbors from the North and East (including Arabia), and our asshole cousins from the South will never leave us the fuck be. (Flash-news: Our country is sold to the highest bidder)

And as usual, the problem (enemy) is and always will be from within.

And what was exactly Bachir’s dream when he was murdering (and ordering the murder of) innocents by the troves?

And we keep hanging huge Posters of Thieves and sons of Thieves, Murderers, bearded Freaks, and last but not least, incompetent Bastards in our downtown and other city streets.

And, and, and...(I am not perfect)

Having said all that, I hope to bid all the freaks a fare well. (wherever your final destination may be)

Too little, Too Late...

Nah, it's never too late:

Keith Olbermann’s Special Comment on Bush: Who has left this hole in the ground? We have not forgotten, Mr. President. You have. May this country forgive you

&

I’m tired of September 11th

Regarding the Turkish Troops…

I personally don’t have any objections to the Turkish troops in the South.



In fact, I believe the Turkish troops will become easier targets for our Tashnag heroes in Bourj-Hammoud (lame joke, I condone no such thing).

Actually, the Turks are welcome as long as they bring with them Ulker chocolates and contestants (Seni Seviyorem to the tall Announcer and former dancer Judge) from the Oryantal Star.