Mad TV - Apple's iPad

Mad TV has produced one of the raunchier iPod spoofs we've seen to date (meaning: probably not safe for work) in the form of an advertisement of, how shall we say, pads for women who 'think different'. The 'iPad' ad wins bonus points for coming complete with a spoof of the iPod silhouette ads and a mock voice-over of Bono.

I toot my vote

This the order I voted

1. Welcome to My Lebanese Dream
2. Rampurple
3. Beirut Spring
4. Ramzi's Blah Blah
5. Mysterious Eve

If you're not busy...

This is a friends project. She is leaving for Ireland (hopefully for not too long).

Do you see it?

It doesn’t look like much now, but it has potential, no?
Well look at it (if you need more convincing, you're welcome to my home). It is just sitting there, but I can hear it calling. It is calling to let us know that we need to tell our local government to build a Park with water fountains, hiking trails and some wildlife (tamed of course). It can be done, I don’t know who to ask or write to. Any Suggestions?

I would hate to see another friggin building get sprung.

Take a Chill Pillllll (prozac is your friend)

Believe me, I'm all about the positive energy and good vibes, but some people are bringing me down, down to Chinatown (very original, i know). Folks (not bloggers, eh maybe some), life is to damn short, stop taking yourselves so seriously. The fact that I'm blogging about this somehow feels like it defeats the purpose of something (according to Lao Tzu).

Moving right along.

Jazz on the radio. We only deserve couple of hours a week? Can't we (jazzists) all come together on this and fight the powers that be?

Nahr(river) Ibrahim. Not bad for a stream. Pics available for a reserved few (not really).

For those psychoanalysts out there, is this normal behavior (my nonchalantness) for someone who is going through a huge culture shock (again)?

Tayeb, please have the best week of your lives, and keep it to yourselves, because I really don't care. :)

Good Morning?

Tayeb(i like this word), I’m up in the morning about 6:30 doing my semi yoga/stretch routine that I have very recently picked-up (you know, to be more flexible for the ladies) and what I hear on the radio? Country Western. Travis Friggin Tritt. Eh Rouh Baa. How do you suppose one’s day should start with TT on the radio in LEBANON of all places. I mean isn’t it enough that we have to put up with Celine Dion on the french stations? I can put up with La Cosa Nostra running the country, but TT and Celine I shall not, period. This Revolution Has No NAME.

SUN Day Kenafibjeben

Tayeb:

My Lebanese street slang is definitely on the up and up. Yaani, I'm remembering phrases and words I haven't used for many many moons. Moving right along. With Delirious and Maldoror, I attended the latest blogger get-together, and of course, I brought some chairs and had a blast. Many thanks to Linalone for the invitation. It was a pleasure meeting some of the bloggers I have come to know this past year. Definitely looking forward to the next meet-up. Now, off to Sea Sweet for some Kenafi.

The Secrets Out

In the constant attempt for world governments to syphon off wealth from their own populace, the government of Lebanon has been secretly working on a formula to reduce expenditure, especially for their elederly. Apperantly, they have found a solution. The government of Lebanon has broken ground in establishing one of most stress filled enviornments for its citizenry that according to most current census, by the time an average Lebanese male and even female (at this point) reach ripe old years of their 50s and early 60s, it is pretty much guranteed that they will drop dead from heart failure.Yes, I've been in Lebanon for 5 days and already have learned to Bull Shit like one, or the ability may have resurfaced while being dormant for some years abroad. The one positive so far, for 50 bucks a month plus $300 for the modem, the speeds at which I can surf the net is not so bad for a 3rd world country. (sample size = 2 days)

I sincerely hope you will have a wonderful day, I know I will.

Basterd Child :)

friggin Jerk

Fish n’ Flush Aquarium Toilet

Just too bad that you have to turn your back to the aquarium in order to use the toilet properly.

This kit is a great starting point for nearly anyone. The Fishn'Flush Toilet Tank Aquarium Kit comes with only the highest quality components. Each part is carefully selected for it's performance, reputation, and ability to enhance the Fishn'Flush Toilet Tank Aquarium Kit that it accompanies. This kit is a great starting points for nearly any aquarist. All Fishn'Flush Toilet Tank Aquariums are low voltage and safe to assemble and enjoy.

Just add gravel, water & fish!

The Fishn'Flush Toilet Tank Aquarium Kit Includes:

* 1/4 thick wall injection molded Acrylic Aquarium with Base
* 1/4 thick wall injection molded Clear PVC toilet tank
* Top mounted push button flush mechanism with easy removable lid
* Custom Under Gravel Filter
* Air Pump
* 2 Nine inch Artificial Plants
* Basic Aquarium Guide
* LED Light Fixtures
* Water Conditioner
* Flush Valve
* Fill Valve

Note: Fits two bolt tank to bowl configurations with a 2 inch flush valve and a bottom mounted fill valve inlet.

Description

Dimensions
L x W x H
2.2 Gallon Aquarium Volume Fishn'Flush

19.5" x 8.5 " x 13.75 "

Item #

Description

List Price
FNF2500

2.5 Gallon Fishn'Flush Toilet Tank Aquarium Kit

$399.00

Damn, I knew it. I chose the wrong Profession.

You Should Be a Musician

You have a rare combinations of talents: an ear for music, nimble fingers, and the willpower to practice. You could master almost any instrument you choose to play (if you haven't already!)

What Sort of Artist Should You Be?

Next Lebanese Blogger Meetup

Let's meet at the Hooker Bar

Location = Ireland

Extra Optical Inch

Men's Grooming

y'all need to check out this site

By the way

I missed you my dear old blog, but I have nothing to complain about. No one or thing to praise. Actually that's not true. I'm enjoying the discussions taking place at LFB, and what different members bring to the table, might I add the real round table in our country by far. Hail to you all for you are perfect with all your flaws. :)

Couldn't have said it better

If you are going to see one Movie this Spring

Go check out V for Vendetta

Greatest Game on Earth

(in my opinion that is)
Scenes from last weekend and Monday

Secret to a long life - get even more often

PEOPLE who smile a lot and say "have a nice day" are headed to an early grave while the grumpy stay fit. (more)

VW Cojones

Volkswagen says it will remove billboards in New York, Los Angeles and Miami after receiving complaints that a word used in an advertisement was offensive to Hispanics.

Happy....